after i fainted
nurse: how many fingers?
me: 3 with some lube

jus-t-sad:


Please don’t go, please don’t go
I love you so, I love you so
please don’t go
I love you so, I love you so
please break my heart


(via spider-dick-chronicles)

(Source: crowcrow, via ddkrns)

Anonymous: So when we gonna trade nudes ;)

i haven’t traded nudes since i was 15 and that isn’t gonna change for an anon, b.